Driving Along in My Automobile

Today was cold out, but nice and sunny. I was happy to get to play some tennis. On my way to the courts I was listening to the radio. The dj was interviewing a singer, Brandon Heath. During the interview he gave choice A or B to the following question. During your last visit to Florida you either A) were abducted by aliens or B) caught your pants on fire. There was a pause. Then, Brandon slowly laughed. "Hey, you must have inside information on that one." The dj laughed and reminded him that interviews could be dangerous. Obviously the answer is that he caught his pants on fire. But the funny part is how it happened. He was at a resteraunt with some others. He happened to have matches in his pants pocket. Somehow they rubbed each other and actually started a fire. First, he smelled it. He said to the others- "hey, something's burning." Then, he realized it was him. So, he got up and "yelled kind of like a girl." Then he started hitting his pocket with something to put out the fire. The funny part is that no one knew what was going on. The fire was not flaming, just burning to this point. Finally, he was able to explain what was happening when he showed them his burned pants pocket. I wish you could hear the story from him, because it was obviously funnier hearing it. But this was the best I could do. It was a nice laugh for the day and I thought you'd enjoy it! So, remember: no matches in the pants.